Oh my goodness, little Smidge laid an egg! And it is the tiniest duck egg I've ever seen!

Here it is next to Bonnie Bonster's Cayuga egg:

And here it is next to Isabel's pet shop ducks:

Honey, I'm home! And look what I bought for dinner!

I got my frying pan!

Looks good!

So two chickens are eating their eggs and one chicken says to the other chicken:
"Hey, they don't taste bad, and it beats sending them to college!"